Answer: the bride because the bride today, tomorrow is his wife.
2 heart worth?
Answer: 100 million. Because single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to bring much money to go out?
answer: 40 million. because of typhoon weather did not Answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide?
[answer] to heaven accounting position
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth, paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 of the most hard-working, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
reasons: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 questions: pen where the pigs come out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: also coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is the day ?
Answer: Full Moon Confucius
16 Wolf (guess fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the car
21 have a place to enter can not, ask what is this place?
Answer: Grave
22 meter race chickens and geese, chickens than geese run fast herve leger spring 2010, why was it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat to wear something eye
27 mouth no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to have the old Peixiao to others?
answer: the new Long met with a police officer
29 thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly seize the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
31 than the tree frog Why can jump high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 , his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The repair time
37 Hou in ancient times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can lower the white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we all like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see acid
41 will be abolished early study hall, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who would win tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are similar, as well?
answer: ridiculous (chicken) of about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig or a donkey farmer first?
answer: you are willing to butcher (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high Why not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with
Wang while brushing, while laid-back whistling, how he do it?
Answer: Brush the dentures
what does not close the door forever?
answer: the goal
boat ladder hanging from the surface 2 m sea rise half a meter per hour, a few hours sea can be submerged ladder?
answer: to rise, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
answer: What spare tire
book in a bookstore where you can buy??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of the river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer:
look shocked when they heard later the same two brothers enlisted the same time, they are related by blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They say it is not. Is this why?
answer: triplets in the two
prison closed two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the next day watchman opens the door to look, there is also a prisoner?
answer: escaped prisoner named
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed fortune to eat??
answer: What
mouth to hide secretly used, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else ??
answer: anything negative
magnifying glass to zoom, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family a bad mother Why do not repair watches for father for repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The repair time
Wake up, everyone first thing to do that?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcyclists, but all right?
answer: truck driver was not driving
In ancient times Hou, who did not when my father first as a father? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink and hit his face, afraid of his wife know blame to go home, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage, or the next day was his wife verbally, why ??
answer: band-aid in the mirror on the
If you ask someone the way you afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? which competition, not winning prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he resorted to feeding effort can not be opened the door, why?
answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, then turn back place it three times, then go down to turn right, this time its tail towards what?
answer: Why a home down the hospital never gives
doctor?
answer: animal hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: three generations of people
what not to eat melons?
answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: the toilet when the guard at the post when
Wang, clearly see the enemy quietly over to touch him, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is targeting
black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why??
answer: black chicken powerful, can lower the white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
world every thing will melt heating, heat alone will be something a solidified, what is the thing??
answer: egg
an examination, a pair of paying the same table exactly the same papers , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why?
answer: is no mention of the date of manufacture and expiry date
the same day the product? ?
answer: newspaper
a man, he is born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is the word around the world own
common? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some of the bag bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and the lover of old photographs, etc., are scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid quarrels, his hands immediately cover up a thing. I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
This looks like the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
this letter is two eggs do (four-character idioms)?
answer: promises (letter Egg)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
answer: exhaustive (all)
moo cow named after what water swimming is not called the (four-character idioms)?
answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out the name because ( four-character idioms)? Answer: up to its name (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
answer: litchi (milk machine)
why do we like to watch cartoons?
answer:
bored on the bus, talking to two people are warm, but onlookers can not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see that?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that is every night?
Mrs. King has always been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. King at the time hesitant to eat sugar cane?
There is a drug, you want to eat on the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret
place from 10 meters high jump with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why we all like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see early-morning study will be abolished acid
what are the implications?
answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10 under the push-ups done after the ground more than a pit?
answer: because he made one-handed push-ups
Please tortoise and the hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who would win tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
two women and one thousand words are similar, ducks as well?
answer: ridiculous (chicken) of about
why some people like to shower after a bath?
answer: because the bath is too sick
men pee finishing garments classified?
answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or the right hand rub ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in entrance exams, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
answer: wise old birds (city map horse)
a new husband and a just bought a new dog any different?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave $ 1, wave his father had shot down , but it spit out $ 10, when the wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him one yuan
which figure is the most hard-working? Which figure is the most lazy? Answer: In for a penny a pound
a tail end of the bear is the bear, the bear is a bear penis?
answer: Does the mother bear
the world's smallest island is the island?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
answer: Falls
9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is the day?
answer: Confucius full moon
Wolf (guess fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
Why tofu play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
an ant actually climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
answer: Map climb
a bus accident occurred, All people are injured, why Xiao Ming is right?
answer: because he is not in the car
have a place to enter can not, ask what is this place?
answer: grave
meter race chickens and geese, chickens running over goose quickly, why was it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from tall buildings, the first floor?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why
physical education on the one hand Xiao Ming can make the car stop?
answer: what the car is a taxi
busy people work all day round and round?
answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: count from one to two foot Columbus
onto the New World after, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
answer: any way to make air
eyebrows with long under the eyes?
answer: inverted
each night before bed, will not forget to do that?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living 十二楼, why he can never take the elevator?
answer: because he lives on the first floor
what kind of animal you hit it shed their blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes?
something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
answer: because the two scores more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not look normal
the book is the book? ?
answer: blind what the book
mouth tongue
not answer: What kind of teapot mouth
court could not issue orders to the others have old Peixiao?
answer: the new Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: thieves like hurry up to seize the day tomorrow
small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
tree frog is able to do more than jump high?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiao Ming's eyes a deep degree of myopia, but wearing glasses is still vague, and why?
answer: because he did not wear the lenses of the eyes
Xiaodai riding in a large cow, why not eat a large cattle?
answer: because the big cow is a human
Ming's English is very good, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiao Ming was 4 years old, already when the ?
answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh wipe the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
answer: because Pharaoh's reading glasses are dirty
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is why the loss of
swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle of flowers, a bottle of the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flowers?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
answer: never in a tree stand
8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, and from most people?
answer: pedestrian
male barber least favorite people?
answer: bald
polar bear meat, why it do not eat penguins?
answer: eat less
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of beauty?
answer: gum
what can immediately find the missing pin?
answer: barefoot
old Jim kept a dog, and never help the dog a bath, why will not bear the dog fleas it?
answer: because they do not dogs puppy ...
scissors. Stone. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going out, Miss Stone Herve leger bandage, Miss Why Going up?
answer: Because Going punch in the face of Miss City
How can eat it and eat it?
answer: keep only caught the bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why the sudden change of water deep?
Answer: Some people pee
accidentally drowned, if there are other people around how to do?
answer: what to drink light
the bucket is always loaded discontent?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: concert
into the bathroom taking a bath, first undress pants?
answer: better
first close friends and plum to the hospital for the elderly do check to see if a doctor told him to open a little, ask him what ails?
answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day night, the boys with the girls what is certain to do before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
how to buy eggs, we will not get inside the egg has hatched a chick?
answer: buy eggs
What is the main component of the pill?
Answer: antibiotics
final exams, going to write will not miss one, but suddenly her eyes lit up and began fired off letters! Why?
Answer: She was writing classes, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find how to do self-defense weapon?
answer: cow pee ice sword
apples under the apple tree hit, found the force of gravity; coconut if you're sitting under a tree, waiting to be hit the coconut, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is more than stupid ...
every year, why can not afford the money or deposit?
answer: because every year fired ...
why suddenly the turtle,
answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
why the baby is born, she cried?
answer: because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, they thought their own ... which is too small
Jesus people?
Answer: Heaven
small text does not accidentally swallow the $ 10 coins, how to do?
answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most terrifying of which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people do just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: why the guy said quietly
two dinosaur-like to a woman looks like a fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
answer: Because lack of filial piety
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more to do and what is the relationship. What things?
answer: Why fart
snake skin?
answer: because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is it?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower will not jump.
day gun shot Why not see the stars?
answer: because the stars will flash ...
school with school rules, classes have class rules, what the zoo?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle What is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not read the letter once again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess 4 word phrase)?
answer: blockbuster (a Jin) over a wooden bridge after a dog is not called (guess the 4 word phrase)?
answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone fell into the toilet can not be wet (guess the 4 word phrase)?
answer: missed (machine not wet)
with liver and gall soap made of magic (guess the 4 word phrase)?
answer: Gandanxiangzhao (bile soap)
on the road, it turned a tumble, followed by a turn (guess 4 word phrase)?
answer: Three
twice turned away from the many times a married woman (4 word phrase)? < br> Answer: come to naught (abandoned before the public do)?
appearance inspection service, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
answer: scholar experienced soldiers,
want politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese and what language?
answer: body language
Cinderella's father and mother who might be?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vest
long the world's largest potato Where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer : Zheng Chenggong's mother, the egg may
What?
answer: Zheng failure (failure is the mother of success)
boiled raw rice cooked meal how to do?
answer : dinner it
steal what is not illegal?
answer: lucky
bored, when the car ride, called what?
answer: white oil
driver into the What is the car the first thing?
answer: sit down
a great woman without breasts how to call?
answer: giant
personal starving, and refrigerator There are chicken pot, fish tank, canned pork, what he first opened?
answer: the first woman to open the refrigerator
A piece of the English name is ...?< br> Answer: A -People
each couple has in common is ...?< br> Answer: In the same year married the same day
public toilets (guess a foreign capital) (
Answer: London ( round squatting)
European countries which are not the wholesale business?
answer: Denmark (sold separately) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles success, and why?
answer: wrestling dead ...
see what they can touch, Wan touched people will not scared?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
answer: EPA
buy any books?
answer: suicide note
never grasp what the right hand?
answer: right
place?
answer: all 10 paintings
this stuff, like the light left to see, right look, like lights, and light is no different, but it is not bright, it is valid and stuff ?
answer: broken lamp
a 10-meter rope, tie him by the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away?
answer: Tiger ... not eat < br> 1 Who is the king of the beasts? ● Zoo
2 what will emerge after death? ● movie
3 people can not wear any hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear, like what? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● What tears
7 There are five heads, but people do not think it strange it? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, what causes it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen up and listen ? ● CD
11's longevity is what? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round What flowers? ● plastic flowers
14 Chang-e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart and What? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island is? ●
19 refuges on the road ; when the earth exploded, where the most secure? ● hell
20 a group of real man who is henpecked together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard that their wives come, we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead in the middle of the Pacific later
21 What? ● What is the word level word
22 common around the world? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark night, a child is an adult son, adult child is not the father, I ask why? ● Because they are mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not broken
26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, ; he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman several divorce fight a four-character idioms? ● before the public (work) to make gas (abandoned)
29 people who stutter do anything the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, tight Then what? ● onto the other foot
31 , can you guess what he would say? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, How much? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● swear, when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same for parents of students, but they are not twins , Is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 city opened a new hospital, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is this: here is not a patient actually received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how can immediately put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually go its way, did not even see the mouse ? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, great son named Ming, the second son called two out, three sons called? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river did not ship nor bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side, the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not change, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 sea on a great ship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a ! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other face ? ● certainly can, they are standing face to face what
48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of s duck Comparison of pain which starts with a watermelon? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the top
51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● what is inverted angle
54 will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it it's name will be destroyed, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, a loss of his parents, Amy did not know foreign languages, he is not deaf, but as in their own country not feel the slightest inconvenience in the same, why is this? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best confused man, then what br> 63 one pair of healthy couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken
64 why the two tigers fight herve leger dresses discount, have to fight to the bitter end only to give up? ● No dare Lin Quan Jia
65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her
66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can do together. This is what to do? ● dream
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black
68 three-shift forget to bring home at midnight only to find the key, and no other person in the family, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair
69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning
70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired
72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine
73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to people? ● As long as you do not drink it
74 to play something, do not have the effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, What is this? ● coffin
76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like a fat woman? ● consolidated
77 is alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows
78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters further south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail move? ● North Korea to
79 ● The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married
81 9 个 orange given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● juiced
82 put a pencil on the floor, no one can make cross- However, how do? ● Why
83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit
84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree ? ● tree will not jump
85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth
86 for fear of shape, not to have children after marriage how to call beauty? ● phoenix
87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers
88 who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay
89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital
92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool
94 has six bowl bread, six children each assigned to one, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber
96 a word, everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the There are several side 99 a box? ● two sides. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days
1, why not Sony, Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C, who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because the ABCD A lower than C)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (Rubber poor)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure)
10 white plus white equals what? Answer: rabbits (TWO)
12 If you have a car, Xiao Ming is a driver, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask who this car is it? ? The answer: Answer: betel
14 four people in the house to play mahjong, the police came, they took five people, and why? The answer: because they beat the people called The answer: because the stars will
why they did not say hello? The answer: because they have a fat unfamiliar
17, jumped from the tower, turned into what? Answer: There are two dead fat
19 people fell into the trap, the dead person is called dead, the living is called what?
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